thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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