There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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