You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 81 36
    Submitted by UncleReamus on Dec 26, 12 at 3:02pm

    They just wanted something light, like a tossed salad.

  • 74 38
    Submitted by badasschick16 on Dec 26, 12 at 2:05pm

    I can

  • 69 28
    Submitted by petdander on Dec 26, 12 at 1:56pm

    I mean really? You can't?

  • 73 40
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 26, 12 at 4:11pm

    Bitches don't know about prostate massage.

  • 60 38
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Dec 26, 12 at 1:12pm

    You can't?

  • 58 43
    Submitted by liquor_n_front on Dec 26, 12 at 1:55pm

    Maybe you should of offered lunch and a dick in butt instead?

  • 54 36
    Submitted by RoffMain on Dec 26, 12 at 4:40pm

    Your mother and I are very proud of you.

  • 55 39
    Submitted by theshade on Dec 30, 12 at 8:50am

    Nobody gets (just) a finger in the butt. That would be awkward. And bitch you aint special, massage always beats lunch with a stuck up bitch.

  • 44 25
    Submitted by shanerbn on Jan 3, 13 at 8:31pm

    He dating a monkey !? They only slip a knuckle in and then lick clean