im drinking this country out of the recession.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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