Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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