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  • Submitted by Anonymousssss on May 1, 10 at 1:26pm

    and you'll be able to trace the rise in nyquil sales to this one text

  • Submitted by AnimeBabe on May 1, 10 at 9:29am

    deffinately bookmarking this one. also gotta me a mental note

  • Submitted by rizzelcakes on May 1, 10 at 2:59pm

    This girl will be drinking nyquil tonight!!

  • Submitted by julietalphayanke on May 2, 10 at 2:04am

    Nyquil orgasms are way better than sober orgasms. Ten fold

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      Submitted by eyaanya on May 6, 10 at 1:57pm

      You know it, sista.

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    Submitted by usualsuspect on May 6, 10 at 9:45pm

    Think I need to try it...

  • Submitted by AnnaMolly on May 1, 10 at 11:32am

    I concur

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 10:33pm

    Ahahahaha... Douchebo Baggins...

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    Submitted by s3xys00ner on May 1, 10 at 2:05pm

    Whatever works for you!!

  • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 1, 10 at 12:36pm

    You had sex with a nyquil bottle?!? That's some hella wizard sleeve you got goin there. Was it at least travel size? Aaand, if this was a dude, that's even more embarrasing:][

    • Submitted by CmroIROC87 on May 1, 10 at 1:41pm

      you're quite out of the loop guy. they're obviously talking about sex while being drugged up with nyquil. It's ok. I'm sure not everyone thinks you're an idiot...

      • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 1, 10 at 1:49pm

        Wow... Way to go Douchebo Baggins! Thanks for clearing that up for me, since there's no way that was feigned ignorance for the sake of a joke. \n\nDon't worry, I'm sure there's SOMEONE on here who doesn't know you're an idiot.

        • Submitted by sequioa on May 1, 10 at 3:53pm

          that's still a bad joke....it sounds like you honestly think she had sex with a nyquil bottle

          • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 1, 10 at 6:40pm

            Is that what it honestly sounds like I think? How exactly does the "honesty" or "sound" come across via text?? You ever see "Happy Gilmore". Remember the bit about eating pieces of shit for breakfast? There ya go. It's called a play on words. Thanks for keeping up. CHRIST people are stupid nowadays...

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      Submitted by sequioa on May 1, 10 at 3:51pm

      god you're dumb

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        Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 1, 10 at 6:41pm

        Said the retard.

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          Submitted by RyanM on May 5, 10 at 5:21pm

          I get that it was a play on words, still not funny. Apparently I'm not the only one thinking this either.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 10:59pm

    New by nyquil Family/superorgasm size Btw the family thing meant extra size not fucking family

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 1, 12 at 10:29pm

    There is truth to the fact that NyQuil can heighten the senses for women. My gf and I accidentally discovered this when we had sex one time while she was sick and was taking it. She said it always gave her wild dreams and then when we had sex it almost doubled the amount of orgasms she had

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    Submitted by kokc1994 on Jan 31, 13 at 12:34am

    swear to god i woke up today without ever having seen this text an thought about how someday i was definitely gonna have to talk a dude into fucking me after ive taken nyq with the movie 300 on the tv, just to see what level of epic my dreams would be that night