Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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