We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I had to cum in my sink.
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