just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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