that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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