I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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