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  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 11 at 9:29am

    Omg I actually lol'd after reading this!

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:16am

    Who cares if it's Jersey. A-holes

  • 56 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:36pm

    you are on a conference call. nothing you can do. but i would deny it all the way.

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:21pm

    i blame it on the resident

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:12am

    This is the best text I've read on here so far.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:14am

    You my friend are an office god !... nice ....btw what did you have for lunch

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:30pm

    your mom is a text from last night

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:41pm

    At times like this, I wish my job involved conference calls.

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:42pm

    should go to 'ijustwanttotellyou' site and write - coworkers, i just want to tell you, cropdusting the hell out of you in the conference room was the best part of my day. haha.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:20pm

    all i'm imagining is peter griffin farting in his glass case

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:28pm

    take that to the bank

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:59pm

    Our Karen is named Julie. Weird.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:22pm

    Terrific use of the word "outraged." Well done.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:16pm

    4:38- karen is always a douche bag. every group has a karen and shes always a bag of douche.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:29pm

    hahahhaha why would you take credit for that

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:25pm

    fast food restaurants don't have conference calls

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:08pm

    Oh, man-- I'm with you guys on the Karen thing. She's a biatch.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:32pm

    If it was SBD, how'd they know it was you?

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:25pm

    SBD = silent but deadly? Rofl.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:19pm

    well played sir, well played.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:06pm

    how did they know it was you??!!

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:37pm

    4:32 fucking imbecile.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by JewFrow on May 23, 11 at 1:15am

    Haha first one to make me laugh in a while. Just kind of sad it took farting to do so

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:52am

    If it was SBD how did they know who it was?

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:34pm

    leave it to new motherfrakin jersey to do something like this ps: you sir, WIN

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:18am

    This made me laugh so hard I was almost in tears. Wrong, gross and down right dirty. So awesome!

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:26pm

    not everyone was meant to be the CEO of a corporation. Now go salt the fries.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:29pm

    This isn't a text from last night.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:08pm

    that. is. brilliant.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:20pm

    haha, there are so many times I wish I could have done this.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:38pm

    you should have blamed Karen, I hate that bitch

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:53pm

    862 is new jersey, really?

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:39pm

    That's some funny shit

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:46pm

    The funniest thing I have heard in some time...made my week no lie! And I am a girl so I should be disgusted but I am not plus I had to plug my nose from laughing while reading this at work

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:24pm

    or the kid covering drive thru

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:40pm

    862 is jersey. new for 973

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:27pm

    wendys gives me a 5% employee discount

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:22pm

    HAHAHAHAHA BEEN THERE DONE THAT!!!!

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:03pm

    you should have taken a shit on debras desk, like a boss!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:04am

    if it was me people would know cuz i wouldn't be able to keep a straight face lol glad i waste my time on here. hilarious