Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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