im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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