dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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