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  • 99 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:15pm

    haha. again! "im in no way a republic"***

  • 90 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:22pm

    great...just what this country needs, more (alcoholic) lawyers

  • 85 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:27am

    You definitely deserve to drink after taking a hard ass exam like thatttt!

  • 87 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:00pm

    the bar exam preparation and actual test are the worst times of your life. i just finished the bar in two states, which equaled to 24 hours of testing over 4 days, not including 2 months of studying...so yes, i went out and drank last night after finishing too. not sure why people are hating on that

  • 86 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:46pm

    Passing the bar is all memorization. Anyone who takes the time can memorize all the necessary facts.

  • 93 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:51pm

    Yeh I'm sure future lawyers get on this site a lot..... 2 23 agreed 2 38, your'e trying too hard EPIC FAIL

  • 92 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:35pm

    It's pretty simple: if you've taken a bar exam, you get this and think it's hilarious. If not, you will never really get it.

  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:52pm

    US Lawyers are the byproduct of a terminally ill, corrupt bureaucracy bent on destroying all that is good in the world!

  • 78 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:39pm

    I'm an attorney, and I too got TRASHED the night I finished the Bar (OP is from Los Angeles - 310 area code - and the CA Bar is widely recognized as the hardest in the country). I also got trashed the night I found out I passed the Bar 4 months later. It's absolutely necessary after the 3-day, 18-hour exam and upon relief or misery when you get the results.

  • 85 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:27pm

    I feel you! I took two different state bars- the months of waiting for your results are killer!

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:32pm

    Why all the shit talk about attorneys? Because we're better educated and paid more than the rest of you? Or can get away with drinking that much and still have our lives together? Just wait until you need one- then we'll be your best friends.

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:00pm

    ahahahaha! this is so funny. i work in a law office and quite a few times ive passed by an office, saw a fifth of liquor, back-stepped to look again and saw them take a swig.

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:16pm

    4:42 make less sense.

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 7:14pm

    It looks like 3:00 should not throw rocks in his/her glass house. "you TOO have study for the bar exam"

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:58pm

    2:51 i hope your friends slap you in the head every time you say "EPIC FAIL"

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:12pm

    3:52 is the byproduct of someone brainwashed by conspiracy theories and douche bag super-liberals (im not way in a hell a republic by the way). do you also not believe in the moon landing?

  • 81 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:13pm

    dude, demetri martin. no one should throw rocks unless you are trapped in a glass house and you happen to have a rock.

  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:31pm

    hey fuck yeah attorneys deserve to drink! its fucking hard to get into law school, harder to graduate and then the bar is just savage. love to all you lawyers out there <3333

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:00pm

    2:40, It seems TO me that you are implying that you TOO have study for the bar exam.

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:40pm

    You'd drink to if you had to study for the bar. trust me

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:46pm

    238 is the exact type of person that will love us when he needs us, and it appears that may be soon

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:01pm

    2:58 i agree with you.

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:38pm

    Haven't you heard? Alcoholics make the best lawyers cause they're already bitter and have no moral qualms.

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:41pm

    3:30 = captain douchebag

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:43pm

    That's why they call it the BAR exam! Har har.

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:30pm

    3:13 = captain obvious

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:33pm

    Alcoholic lawyers are better than unemployed alcoholics

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:31pm

    I drank DURING my bar exam. Double Cap-n-Cokes during the lunch break. It rocked. Best of luck

  • 76 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:38am

    blah blah blah could all the poser fuckin lawyers just shut the fuck up please

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:16pm

    hahahaha! fuck me. "theres no way in hell im a republic" im such a dumb ass

  • 68 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:04pm

    2 51, future lawyers do get on this site. I am in my final year of law school, and if you had to study like I do you would have yourself a drink or two. No doubt about it.

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:05pm

    Some lawyers have to drink otherwise the reality of their job would catch up to them and they'd feel guilty. Like the ones that represent pedophiles and murders. That must be a damn hard life.

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:43pm

    Let's celebrate passing the bar by doing things that could get us disbarred!

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:49pm

    3:52, i hope you get arrested or find the need to get a lawyer in some other way. you won't be saying that then

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:42am

    No man. We work hard. We deserve to have fun after the hell they put us through!

  • 63 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:13pm

    woops. got confused between saying "im in way a republic" and "theres no way in hell in a republic" you may now pick your favorite.