some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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