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  • 73 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:57pm

    "FNA", is a glorious event. First Night Anal = awesome!!!

  • 63 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:27pm

    worthless cunt. the end.

  • 67 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:23pm

    Anal, if done right, hurts no more than vaginal sex. I say if you've been with someone awhile and you want to keep sex interesting, go for it. My b/f and I have been together for almost 5 years and we both like anal from time to time. :]

  • 54 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:37pm

    What's the farthest a female can go on a first date without being labeled a slut/a whore/too easy?

  • 48 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:57am

    3:58, thicker IS better, even when going anal (if it's done right) -11:10/3:11

  • 54 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:44am

    just FYI if you put your number on a site like this anyone that reads this can find out exactly where you live. good luck

  • 57 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:35pm

    whatever. i am a female and anal is awesome. so there.

  • 44 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:59pm

    I'm amazed by all of the prudes here.

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:35pm

    THE FIRST DATE???? WHORE

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:10pm

    6:03 shut your fuckhole.

  • 46 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:31pm

    Not a whore, just an honest opinion. :]

  • 47 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:28pm

    9:14 yea, her and whore 9:23 her number's on the bathroom wall above all the stains.

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:19pm

    Keep it Klassy San Diego...

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:01pm

    8:54 i already told you i like that sort of thing. how is this a bad thing for me? you need to work on your disciplinary skills if you want to dole out punishment. and nothing about what i said was whiny. you just seem a little upset because i contradicted you. PS: still not a whore no matter what you may think of me (and yes even though you are saying awful things about me i do feel that you are entitled to your own opinion)

  • 52 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:38pm

    i want some anal so bad now

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:29am

    As a girl, I enjoy anal. My problem with it is the way some guys want to treat the matter, acting like they're getting to do something dirty and degrading to me. I don't find it degrading, but they want to make it that way.

  • 49 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:59pm

    Take better care of your vagina and you won't need anal. Learn how to be please sexually and be fulfilled from vaginal intercourse instead of ruining your ass and no it isn't good for you

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Ryu on Apr 24, 10 at 11:34am

    Anal is fucking awesome. My ex used to love it. My current gf isn't interested in it at all. Miss it so much :(

  • 47 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:40pm

    I bet if half of you guys got over the stigma of anal sex and tried it, you'd like it. Some of you are acting like prissy bitches about it though. I figured most of you would consider it just another hole to fuck, but I guess I was wrong. Since when did men care about where their dick goes anyway?

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:50pm

    how is a girl if she likes anal again?? please you being ridiculous. and if you say the vagina is the only place for a dick and youve blown a guy or been eaten out... then fuck yourself you fucking hypocrit. jesus christ if it makes other people happy then dont fuck with it. how does it concern you in anyway? prude

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:55pm

    prudes don't belong on a site like this

  • 47 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:49pm

    if you can call getting iced capps together a first date, then i did the same thing last night.

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:43pm

    2:52 - Humans are gross?? What's your alternative? Your dog?

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:37pm

    Come on guys first date anal tsk tsk it's dude on dude.. Girls aren't giving up the ass on a 1st date if ever..

  • 43 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:47am

    10:43- find a new man, he's retarded.

  • 45 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:14pm

    holy shit, call 8:06 for a great time

  • 43 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:52pm

    great way to break the ice

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:05pm

    I'd have a hard time respecting any woman that give anything up on a first date. That said, my gf and I do anal on occasion. Sometimes it goes too long and her V needs a rest, but I'm not done. Sometimes it's just what one or the other of us wants. It doesn't happen unless she's clean. She and i both enjoy it, but it's not an everyday thing.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:06pm

    noo that's not mee.. that's some copycat.. this is my number: 1 781 626 2986 xoxoxox anal

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:27pm

    You guys are all assuming that this was a male-female encounter... probably not.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:11pm

    12:29, i like anal, not only because it feels good, but also because guys treat me like it's degrading. i like being treated like a dirty whore. -11:10

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:33am

    9:17 wins this whole thread. done.

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:54pm

    8:43 shut your whiny bitch mouth and take it up the ass like the whore you are.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:09am

    i love reading these because their very funny, but does ANYONE out there have any self respect anymore?

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:15pm

    Indeed 5:14 You should KEEP getting STD's tests everytime you screw her

  • 49 52
    Submitted by MonsterHand on Jun 20, 10 at 7:43pm

    Oh yeah i'd like some of that!

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:47pm

    whoaaaa... If I was the guy, you would be a keeper, but only as f buddy, First day sex especially anal isn't wifey material, I can udnerstand first day head, but Anal on a first date is OD

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:39am

    anal makes sense for girls with loose vaginas...it feels good period, but it's better for girls who aren't tight

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:47am

    You cant get std's from anal can you?

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:51pm

    God I love San Diego women...

  • 38 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:58pm

    damn! I want that girls number! I keep getting turned down for anal even after months of dating a girl because they say my cock is too thick. not a bad problem to have, I suppose, but I'd like teh buttsecks occasionally.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:43am

    i love anal. my bf, however, does not. damn.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:05pm

    10:52, you sound like me. :P

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:57pm

    so-- anal sex on the first date. Did you say your number already?

  • 37 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:30pm

    anal isn't a first date kind of thing. lol. each to their own tho.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:35pm

    Really people? Name calling is so 4th grade. I just think this is a funny text. If you guys don't want to do anal, good for you. If you guys do want to do anal, good for you also. But really? Calling people whores for liking it? It is really none of anybody's business. chill out

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:44pm

    I agree, 9:28 She's the whore who had it dripping off her face when we left last night.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:32pm

    Yea, I'm with you man. Bitches that take it are filthy. 9:23 probably does ass to mouth, thats how disgustingshe is.

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:13pm

    3:1.. here's a tissue, you got some dripping out.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:48pm

    637- i don't think anything is a good enough answer for the TFLN prudes (sorry to the real fans). I don't even know why they're here anyway, My answer is it doesn't matter how far the date goes if you don't tell your stories online.

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:43pm

    thats because you're a whore, 5:35

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:51pm

    to everyone yelling whore: you're just a fucking insecure frothing pussy(regardless of gender). And we can smell your yeast infection from here, so take your pathetic bible thumping judgmental cunt lips back to your daddy's basement and make him apologize for raising such a useless fuckstain.

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:51am

    also, anal on first date != whore. anal on first date = friend for life.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:45pm

    That's not a first date, that's a LAST date, WHORE.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:33pm

    Wow I thought "dates" were a myth in PB.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by drunkgaming on Oct 25, 10 at 11:44pm

    gotta love SD

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:46pm

    10:37 um, yea they do,,they're everywhere on here.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:59pm

    ijustwanttotellyou site blows. Also, this text is all wrong. Can't get pregnant from anal! And Christians can still say they are virgins if they never do it in the vagina. Win/win/win.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:03pm

    Being able to look into an asshole and see ur throat = not ok.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:08am

    Only racists hate anal.

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:38pm

    8:02 is a cumbucket whore

  • 32 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:25pm

    I could totally imaging sending or receiving this text

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:59pm

    In Soviet Russia...anal is first date

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:10am

    i've done anal with a one night stand. in the backseat of my car. when i was 17. best sex i ever had.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:23pm

    HAHA! nice 522! and AWEsome to the anal girl

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:52pm

    a whore talks facts? yea, simply the fact that he owes you ten bucks.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:02pm

    anal = awesome. yes i am a girl. no i am not a whore. i just enjoy things that feel good. if you think it's gross, fine. but you are in no psition to judge

    • 41 42
      Submitted by hairguymg on Nov 6, 10 at 4:36am

      i wanna meet you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • 33 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:16pm

    what's the "tsk tsk" for. the guy would be happy and the girl only has herself to blame (well him too if he asked to do it, but she could have said no, certainly won't look prude sayign that on a first date haha)

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:28pm

    YES!!1904 resident, so proud right now

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:37am

    anal on the first date=whore....otherwise, nothing wrong with anal

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:11pm

    All opposed to anal .. are prudes and don't know what they are talking about.. stay with missionary...

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:58pm

    I fucking hate the homophobes crying out whore on every single text about anal. You are scared ignorant prudes. I hope being boring and judgmental works out well for you.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:59pm

    5703693331. i dare you to text me. haha. i'm so bored

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:36pm

    leave the sex to people who know how to have a good time

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:26pm

    hey at least there wont be a call that goes "well, i kinda missed my period..." i think everyone wins here

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:17pm

    got that right 9:06. haha. guess we know which one of us is capable carrying on a coherent conversation without resorting to violence and name calling. hint - it's me. and by the way, 9:05, the most powerful word you thought you had in your arsenal is worthless. calling me a cunt doesnt phase me. you lose.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:21pm

    Yea, you know she's let lots of dicks up in there, and whatever else. You'll find just about anything in a whore's ass.

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:12pm

    anal ever. tsk tsk.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:52pm

    I'm all for sexual exploration, I just draw the line right before human fecal matter on my dick.. But hey, that's just me.....

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:52am

    right? i think we've done it, like three times in over 2 years. i asked him if we could have a threesome with another guy, and he said yes, but every time i bring it up, he says "not yet"

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:06pm

    9:05 Bitch never stops taling does she?

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:05pm

    yea, a whiny cunt. i'd knock your whore teeth out, you pig.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:42pm

    Agree with 5:35! Anal is awsome if done right!

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:15pm

    can i get your number?

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:51pm

    check the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site out

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:01pm

    i would think anal feels like taking a shit backwards. doesnt sound pleasant to me.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:43pm

    and you're a close minded judgemental bastard, 8:38. too bad yours is just an opinion and mine is a fact...

  • 34 48
    Submitted by GuppyGuppy on Apr 10, 11 at 1:56am

    I'm female and I love anal. It's the best orgasm.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:52am

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww humans are gross

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:56am

    And you think the numbers are real? BTW, obvious whore. Get tested.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:06am

    I think it is very funny that people are arguing over a text message not received by them...and it's even funnier that anonymous is arguing with another anonymous...with yet another anonymous. prude isn't what i would call these people...non-existant life...that is more like it.

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:34pm

    All the 13 year old prudes came to this board apparently.

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:14pm

    When there's an agreed fee recurring every 60 minutes of anal, it's not a "first date" tsk tsk...

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:30pm

    this text is kinda hot. skanky but hot.

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:47pm

    12:51 you can talk wihth all the cum in your mouth?

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:12pm

    If a chick takes my cock in the ass on the first date she ain't nothing but a cumbucket. And they alwasy cry the next day "Do you thin he'll respect me"? Seriously, have some respect for yourself you pig!

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:22pm

    my shaft. miley cyrus. this story.

  • 30 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:57pm

    Ugh, if you have a vagina use it! Homosexual males anal if you so choose but if you have a vagina it is where the penis is to be inserted. Do not mix your shit with your vagina and please say you are sanitary enough to atleast do vag-sex before anal 5:49 that is not a date

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:16pm

    12:51 SILENCE. You're hysterical talk is only understood by your cum-obsessed sisters. Oh, and you're a whore.