How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
i believe in u and ur pee
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