I'm gonna have a badass scar
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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