I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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