bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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