What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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