I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It's just like the Real World with babies
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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