The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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