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  • Submitted by jasboo on Jul 23, 10 at 4:37pm

    a pre-sex, sober, anticipation only, full body shutter...guys like this ruin it for the rest of us. bastard.

    • 71 64
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 23, 10 at 4:38pm

      sorry :)

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 23, 10 at 4:41pm

    If it tingles afterward it's a win/win.

    • 35 89
      Submitted by Clay180 on Jul 24, 10 at 3:45am

      Or she might want to get tested.

  • Submitted by _bbycakes on Jul 23, 10 at 4:36pm

    That's some powerful shit.

  • Submitted by CIT on Jul 23, 10 at 4:48pm

    Can i have his number??

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    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 23, 10 at 5:10pm

    My ears are burning

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    Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jul 23, 10 at 6:28pm

    Hey Peyton manning do u notice nobody is following u like firsty... That's because you are not funny or clever, so please stop ruining tfln n get a life.... Thanks

    • 48 48
      Submitted by JasonB on Jul 23, 10 at 8:43pm

      only cunts like you think firsty is clever or funny. Peyton is no better or worse. Your life is following firsty, at least peyton had the originality to try something different. Your life consists of dreaming about sucking firsty dick.

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    Submitted by niceman on Jul 23, 10 at 10:00pm

    Yeah, that Harry Reid is a stud!

  • 67 64
    Submitted by sararenae on Jul 23, 10 at 6:03pm

    This is my area code. Wish I knew this guy lol

  • 55 44
    Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 24, 10 at 12:29am

    @im_twelve\n\nYou do realize this is tfln, which means that there is basically no chance that anyone on here is that old. Go get a life and pick a fight you can possibly win

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    Submitted by whattaballer on Jul 24, 10 at 4:45am

    gotta love a man who can please a woman.

  • 49 47
    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 23, 10 at 9:31pm

    Would trend be a more pleasing word, sir? im terribly sorry i offended u and ruined your TFLN experience, JasonB. Plz continue to browse the internet 14 hours of the day looking for comments to nit pick and smack to talk online and enjoy the amazing life u have that i dont =]

  • 51 52
    Submitted by evolwayz on Jul 23, 10 at 8:44pm

    No pressure

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Jul 25, 10 at 1:59am

    ah i love that feeling. when just thinking about being touched practically gives you an orgasm, that's when you really like him.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 24, 10 at 1:00am

    Where the fuck did you get violence from? And your people are probably twelve year olds too. Good luck against me and my friends if it comes to it. And congrats peyton. I feel bad for that snake. Hope it bit you.

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 12:58am

    So my mom slipped cough medicin in mmilkshake andvi cantbreb amd can't write no more words. Dammit mom!!!! I guess bedtime. But I'll be back

  • 54 64
    Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 23, 10 at 7:34pm

    Hey Peytonmanning why don't you take a hint, go away and suck your moms cock?

  • 60 77
    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 23, 10 at 5:49pm

    ok so im gonna put it out there and say peytonmanning is completely ruining what was fun at all about the spamming era. now its just stupid

    • 45 54
      Submitted by JasonB on Jul 23, 10 at 8:40pm

      how sad a life do you have that you found the 'spamming era' 'fun'? Who the fuck calls something that stupid and unimportant an era?

  • 48 54
    Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 24, 10 at 12:51am

    Peyton you don't have the balls.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 1:05am

    Mom put medicine in my drink cause iimsicj. Talkyj tomorrow to my new dolphin buddy.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jul 23, 10 at 9:35pm

    @ jasonB I got something u can suck u real tough behind a computer all the spam is dumb but firsty was somewhat funny atleast... And if u wanna discuss it further come to Mississippi and I'll show u a thing or to about being tough u lil bitch

  • 44 54
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 24, 10 at 12:45am

    im_twelve, Peyton manning kind of likes you

  • 55 78
    Submitted by blitted on Jul 23, 10 at 5:10pm

    Ahh the ol' body tingles. Classic.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by gujuguy on Jul 23, 10 at 5:37pm

    you'll blow your top thinking about how i'm gonna give it to ya

  • 49 68
    Submitted by nesse01 on Jul 24, 10 at 3:36am

    I can give u a better one!

  • 43 56
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 24, 10 at 1:28am

    That's what I thought smurfy you won't come proving your a little pussy boy bitch, go have sex with your sister, incest seems to be quite popular in the south

  • 50 72
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 24, 10 at 12:50am

    Cobra I'm gonna write you an angry letter and mail it to your house

  • 37 48
    Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jul 24, 10 at 2:30am

    U know why u can't come to Mississippi peytonmanning because u don't have a car or money to fly.... Bitchass tell me what town in Indiana I got money I ain't a lil nerd like u with no job n never had no pu$$y... Punch in the throat? Really r u 8 years old ha wow ur a cool cat. Not

  • 50 74
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 12:21am

    @aardvark I would rather be prepubescent than an old stupid cuntswabber.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 24, 10 at 10:42am

    sounds like somebody's gonna let the inner whore out

  • 46 67
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 24, 10 at 1:02am

    Peyton Manning had sex with cobra8645

  • 46 67
    Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 24, 10 at 12:46am

    What kind of bs is that? Finish your thesis. And Peyton, go suck im_twelve's cock

  • 42 60
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 24, 10 at 12:46am

    im_twelve I have no idea what your talking about

  • 37 50
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 12:39am

    Cobra I'm here to read text and finish my thesis so what you say is in one ear out the other. K dude

  • 33 46
    Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jul 24, 10 at 2:33am

    @ Peyton manning really incest is the best u got for the south... Wow with all that cleverness in Indiana it's no wonder u lost the superbowl haha go saints....

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 1:00am

    All this violence makes me wanty. To stay yoijge. No oldmy phone o's breathing at me mom gave more than coughsyrup

  • 38 59
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 24, 10 at 12:55am

    Peyton Manning had sex with a cobra

  • 36 56
    Submitted by semianonymous on Jul 30, 10 at 2:10am

    Katie?

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 10:13pm

    That's the same way a feel when Firsty is coming over.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jul 24, 10 at 1:11am

    Just what I thought u won't take me up on my offer. Peyton manning ur a pussy n proved my point u lil weak boys all talk no action ....

  • 43 71
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 1:03am

    If you're twenty-eight that's old to me.

  • 35 56
    Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jul 23, 10 at 9:37pm

    Hey Peyton manning the same invitation goes to u come to meridian ms and see who sucks dick... Dk bout a dolphin but I got a gator you can meet

  • 37 63
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 12:54am

    Cobra dude on my worst day I could win any challenge with you. I don't condone violence but hit me first that's your last hit my way. I've got people.

  • 53 96
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 23, 10 at 5:01pm

    Peyton Manning and dirtyfirsty had sex while a dolphin video taped

  • 40 75
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 3:21pm

    What did I say cobra dude? I told you my mum put medicine in my drink and I was loopy. Not my normal witty smartass remarkable self. So bite me.

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    Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 24, 10 at 8:01am

    Hey Peyton is that really the best you've got? Saying you've had sex with me? Oh god whatever will I do? My entire reputation is destroyed. I should just go die so u, I'm_twelve and your dolphin can have a disgusting three-way. And if Mississippi is too far, Minneapolis Minnesota.

  • 39 73
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 24, 10 at 1:21am

    Alright smurfy I'll just walk all the way down to fuckin mississipi, I can't fly there because not all of us a rednecks and make a living by selling dear jerky, how bout you come up to fucking Indianapolis, indiana and I show you my fist to your fucking throat

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 9:47pm

    Hahahahahaha you old people are not only stupid but you are entertaining my whole neighborhood. We want to be just like you when we reach puberty. Jason has no life. Peyton is funny and firsty is an ICON. Stupid old people.

    • 44 53
      Submitted by miraardvark on Jul 24, 10 at 12:05am

      And only people who haven't reached puberty think Peyton is funny and firsty is an icon...

  • 34 68
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 24, 10 at 9:38am

    Indianapolis, come to Lucas Oil Stadium

  • 37 75
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 24, 10 at 12:33am

    JasonB and im_twelve are cool, smurfy your just a redneck piece of shit who takes pride in his gator, and cobra no one wants to talk to you so fuck off

  • 32 66
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 12:42am

    Peytonmanning you rock. Once on here you said you had sex with a dolphin and someone dirty. Where can I find that post? Do you recall what original op said?

  • 32 77
    Submitted by crogers2009 on Jul 24, 10 at 2:08pm

    I told you not to tell everyone this... Now all the girls are going to want my number!

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 23, 10 at 4:40pm

    Firsty!!!!!!

  • 32 85
    Submitted by smartypanties on Jul 23, 10 at 8:38pm

    Lol, firsty.

  • Submitted by NickSeesAll on Jul 23, 10 at 4:24pm

    firsty for u ;)

  • Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 23, 10 at 7:11pm

    Hey smurfy why don't you shut the fuck up before I shove my cock in your mouth

  • Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 23, 10 at 4:31pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin