She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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