SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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