I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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