She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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