boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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