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    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Sep 7, 11 at 2:05pm

    Shout "FREEDOM!" That'll make it more memorable and people will think you are doing a Braveheart thing. If course, don't do that in certain parts of NYC. You'll have the whole ant-Semite thing going too.

  • 61 46
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Sep 7, 11 at 1:34pm

    Smurftastic

  • 46 42
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 8, 11 at 6:47am

    Your problem is that you're dating someone with an Avatar cosplay fetish.

  • 45 44
    Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 7, 11 at 6:22pm

    OP is Tobias Fünke.

    • 41 54
      Submitted by jonathan171 on Sep 7, 11 at 7:01pm

      "I'm afraid I just blue myself."

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 25, 11 at 2:54am

    It's not embarrassing...it's smurftastic!

  • 6 8
    Submitted by Jlips on Oct 2, 12 at 12:34am

    Did you hook up with Papa Smurf???