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  • Submitted by gr8nate on Dec 8, 10 at 11:04pm

    Always use a rubber when sucking off a snowman, you don't want to catch slurpies.

  • Submitted by jonyyy on Dec 8, 10 at 3:23pm

    melts in your mouth not in your hand

  • Submitted by UnicornPlate on Dec 8, 10 at 3:16pm

    Haha... SNOWjob...

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 8, 10 at 6:46pm

      She's a snowblower..

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        Submitted by anet12 on Dec 9, 10 at 4:43am

        ahahhahahahahaa

  • Submitted by ithr0craze on Dec 8, 10 at 6:31pm

    Hope she didnt forget to play with his snowballs

  • Submitted by RAWR121 on Dec 8, 10 at 7:21pm

    IN soviet russia the snowman blows you

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    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 8, 10 at 6:26pm

    Too bad. If you had real snow, you could make him a slushie

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    Submitted by rickscottisfired on Dec 8, 10 at 3:05pm

    Well played, "anonymous". Wally, your a dimwit.

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    Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 8, 10 at 10:46pm

    Did he come to life and dance around?

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    Submitted by raerae24 on Dec 10, 10 at 1:44am

    I think the last time LA got snow was in the 70s. This text is dumb.

  • 75 63
    Submitted by step11 on Dec 9, 10 at 9:14am

    Now that's something that won't grow in your mouth, more like melt in your mouth; kind of like MM's :)

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 8, 10 at 11:37pm

    Now wonder why the carrot was placed so low on the snowman.

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 10 at 2:44pm

    Ummm they were shitfaced and don't remember

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    Submitted by broskimandude on Dec 8, 10 at 7:37pm

    Keeping it classy

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    Submitted by mogmog on Dec 8, 10 at 11:41pm

    As long as she didn't snowball her boyfriend after

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 10 at 5:10pm

    Haha no snow in the 818. Fired

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    Submitted by CNPgraphix on Dec 11, 10 at 7:26am

    It never snows in the valley

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    Submitted by mhorger on Dec 10, 10 at 1:48am

    people making the no snow in LA area have never been to college... ever hear of not going to community college? some people actually go to other states... there's actually this place that snows and has colleges, it's just north of "get a map, you fuckwit"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 10 at 5:35pm

    "you're"

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    Submitted by iitdoesntmatter on Dec 11, 10 at 8:32pm

    Your in Hollywood stop trying to be cool I have the same area code

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 20, 12 at 1:03am

    Hey, Laser Lips! Your momma was a snowblower!

  • Submitted by WallyTheWombat on Dec 8, 10 at 2:39pm

    I don't get these texts that tell the person they are talking to what they did. Weren't they there? Or did they suddenly get amnesia? It's weird.