everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Everything about him screamed your future.
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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