She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We named our party play list daddy issues
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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