I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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