Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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