Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
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that ones a keeper. I'd be smitten.
Thats essentially the way my relationship rolls!!! except who used condoms... seriously
Or he has a cool girlfriend...
YES! I'm the one who got this text message and this girl isn't even my girlfriend!
a "9 1/2 Weeks" moment?
11:35 I AM a girl so i totally have herpes and bang chicksss
im so jealsou. i would love to get this text
first poster is jealous the second one is well informed
11:35 must have missed the part where you mentioned your gender, sexual orientation, and list of STDs.
that guy is getting the two things i want most: sex and food. WIN.
Lol just did that the other night-more power to ya
that sounds great :)
I want one
i think 11:32 has herpes and only gets it from girls who are loose. ouch. sounds like you need this girl in your life...
All you assholes asking who uses condoms anymore please never wonder why you get stuck with a kid and a vd at 16
if this is a girl, she is the best girlfriend of all time...i shall build a shrine to you miss
To that girl: marry me
8:03pm Fuck off dipshit, it was a joke. Not too bright huh?
at this level of a relationship, who uses condoms?
YEAHHH! thats funny as shit. and its from my area code. lol.
wow who uses condoms anymore........... just use the chinese food box... it'll stretch her vag but will guarantee EASY access next time
yea me too, but its not funny...wtf?
11:14 poop/runs is socially unacceptable
how is there any indication that this is a girl sending the text?
11:45 must be a double down douche bag
Seems to me the chinese food could cause a whole other level of problems...
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