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  • 89 64
    Submitted by bsmith on Jan 29, 11 at 7:58pm

    i am the walrus

  • 82 65
    Submitted by RockerRyan on Jan 29, 11 at 7:47pm

    I'm the keymaster.

  • 74 66
    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Jan 29, 11 at 10:54pm

    Donny you are out of your element!

  • 61 60
    Submitted by NPH9384 on Jan 30, 11 at 11:59am

    Garg411 can't get laid unless he resorts to daterape

  • 49 37
    Submitted by monstura on Feb 1, 11 at 5:52pm

    you think someone would notice a soup sandwich spilling itself everywhere on a dance floor

  • 62 63
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 29, 11 at 8:46pm

    Rosebud!

  • 56 57
    Submitted by wastedeskimo4eva on Jan 30, 11 at 2:02am

    We are the eggman

  • 49 56
    Submitted by MeOlly on Jan 30, 11 at 9:57am

    i am pie!

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Sinny on Jan 30, 11 at 2:13pm

    Speaking drunk and high has ruined this text for me...

  • 48 65
    Submitted by krmroxx on Jan 30, 11 at 11:20am

    someone's high!

  • 13 17
    Submitted by rpmn31415 on Nov 14, 12 at 10:07pm

    Soup sandwich = hot mess

  • Submitted by garg411 on Jan 30, 11 at 7:39am

    She's only talking like that because I slipped her a roofie and destroyed her hymen. Aye-oooh!