Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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