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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Ba da da da da, HE'S FUCKING IT!
It wasn't Filet-O-Fish was it?
Haha, eewwww
Did he go down and taste your secret sauce?
Anybody else picture Lois in her Grimace costume?
McLovin' it!
He also felt that you fucked like a Egg McMuffin.
So she's the egg mcmuffin of sex?
Was his sauce sweet and sour?
You supersized him
Don't sell yourself short girl. You at least smell like a Burger King. Maybe even a Wendy's.
Doesn't anyone think that this is kinda weird..?
I love the amount of McDonald jokes on here.
were you thinking of your chick-fil-a heaven the whole time too?
dick-fil-a?
he just wanted to put a little special sauce in your burger
You're being a real McAsshole right now.
Haha what an unhealthy turn on.
Not exactly a compliment. You smell like grease and shame.
he's a keeper!
similar thing happened to me.
Cheeseburger Eddy? Who by the way is the dumbest character in a movie ever (Longest Yard).
He wanted a double McNasty.
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