I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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