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  • Submitted by btowngirl on May 24, 10 at 6:08pm

    Ignorant. Schizophrenia isn't the same as dissociative identity disorder. Schizophrenics don't have "multiple personalities". Sheesh.

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      Submitted by regalbeagle on May 24, 10 at 6:27pm

      I like this. It's like there's a female version of me running around. Nice (correct) catch.

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      Submitted by showstopper303 on May 24, 10 at 6:48pm

      woah i was about to say the same thing. like i could forgive calling it by its old name (multiple personality disorder)but this one was just wrong.\n\nfunny but wrong.

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        Submitted by christiinnaa on May 24, 10 at 8:00pm

        haha i was about to say the same. i literally rolled my eyes after i read this...i hate when people confuse schizophrenia with dissociative identity disorder.

        • Submitted by manojkok on May 25, 10 at 7:22am

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      Submitted by greeneyesdazzle on May 24, 10 at 11:30pm

      Exactly, so irritating.

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      Submitted by CephalicCarnage on May 25, 10 at 11:10pm

      I mean Schizophrenia doesn't have the multiple personalities yes, but it was still really funny. Hooray psychology majors!

  • Submitted by aznasshole on May 24, 10 at 6:14pm

    btowngirl has it right. Schizophrenia involves either hearing voices, statue-like behavior, psychosis, paranoia, or delusions.

  • Submitted by gutsout on May 24, 10 at 7:17pm

    Ok I had the exact same reaction and I thought the guy was a total dumbass. But I've gotta admit that even though it wasn't accurate, it still made me laugh.

  • Submitted by 26 on May 24, 10 at 6:17pm

    That has nothing to do with having multiple personalites

  • Submitted by jourdanwebb on May 24, 10 at 6:49pm

    Correct or not, it's funny.

  • Submitted by missjesika on May 24, 10 at 10:55pm

    Why the hell does everyone take these literally? It's funny, relax

  • Submitted by evrythngisrltv on May 24, 10 at 9:45pm

    Hey everybody I think people understand by the 19th comment you're pretentious. Was it wrong? Yes we all know that obviously. Are the 20 people with a PHD is Psychology after that more annoying? I think so

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      Submitted by aznasshole on May 24, 10 at 11:42pm

      This is from basic freshman year. And yet people STILL don't get it. I won't be suprised if they still don't get it after the 20+ comments about how wrong this text is.

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      Submitted by gutsout on May 25, 10 at 12:57am

      Don't worry man, there's actually only 3 people commenting. The thing is that their 7 personalities all have an account on tfln and thus different nicknames. ;)

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        Submitted by heavenfrog23 on May 25, 10 at 9:45am

        Hahahaha, gutsout made me lol.

    • Submitted by showstopper303 on May 25, 10 at 10:06pm

      you dont have to take any psychology course to know this.

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    Submitted by x_ra on May 24, 10 at 7:16pm

    i think it being wrong makes it funny.

  • Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 24, 10 at 9:17pm

    So would that be an eightsome?

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    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 24, 10 at 10:24pm

    Schizophrenia: Delusions and hallucinations\nDissociative Identity Disorder: "multiple personalities"...\ntake a psych class please...

  • Submitted by clandestine2 on May 24, 10 at 8:39pm

    Idiot. Agreed with everyone else. Schizophrenia is way different than personality disorders.

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      Submitted by Costello2010 on May 25, 10 at 12:32pm

      And you're an idiot as well, since dissociative identity disorder is not a personality disorder.

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    Submitted by lawngnomes69 on May 25, 10 at 12:44am

    Alright it's obviously wrong but what makes this text the best is that I now know all the psychology majors that couldn't get jobs after college spend their days correcting tfln.

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      Submitted by som on May 25, 10 at 8:09am

      lol! Wooooww... a bunch of losers who drink and fuck strangers think anyone whose ever seen television, internet or gone to high school for a single day is pathetic. I've never been to a psychology class... why would I need to? Did you also know that the sky is occasionally blue?

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      Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on May 25, 10 at 6:23pm

      you don't have to be a psych major to know the difference between different personality disorders. they happen in the real world outside of psych class. But I'm sure you lead a very successful life as a lawn gnome.\n\n\nDont understand the reply below me at all.

    • Submitted by aznasshole on May 25, 10 at 7:36pm

      I'm pretty sure we have a better than than you knuckle-dragging heineken-inhaling brahs.

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    Submitted by ky80 on Jun 15, 11 at 6:13pm

    Foryou: ass's not asses.

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    Submitted by GoodKnight on May 25, 10 at 2:34pm

    Wrong disorder, OP.

  • Submitted by anon5400 on May 24, 10 at 6:14pm

    F-ing lame. People are so stupid.

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    Submitted by memyself on May 25, 10 at 1:39am

    Why can't people just laugh and move on instead of being a freakin buzzkill and ruining it for everyone else? I get more annoyed with people trying to correct the texts than with the actual texts themselves.

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    Submitted by la_maldita97 on May 24, 10 at 11:12pm

    To all the little children reading tfln: Ecstacy is whack. It turns your brain into swiss cheese.

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      Submitted by apizzzzzle on May 25, 10 at 4:55pm

      once you pop, the fun dont stop

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 4:41pm

    wrong disorder dumbass...

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    Submitted by kcs99 on May 25, 10 at 1:56am

    Really people, do you have nothing better to do with your vast psych knowledge than "correct" strangers on a random web app meant for entertainment? Get a life

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      Submitted by aznasshole on May 25, 10 at 7:34am

      Thanks mom. Go back to the kitchen.

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    Submitted by haleyar on May 24, 10 at 9:31pm

    Funny anyways, if you don't like it, don't take the time to comment.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 2:19am

    Who's more pathetic? The person that doesn't know what a schizo is, or the person who bothers explaining it on tfln? I'm going with the explainers, ur not smart because u took a psych class, get over yourselves.

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    Submitted by TheTodControl on May 26, 10 at 11:05pm

    Multiple personality disorder is different fucktard. \nThis girl is the one who says your balls taste like yellow.

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    Submitted by sydneyyyy on May 24, 10 at 8:47pm

    Lmfao stantheman has nasty ass comments, but they are quite amusing.

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    Submitted by Tennischick26 on May 24, 10 at 7:34pm

    I think that because he's so ignorant makes it even funnier. :D

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    Submitted by foryou_and_you on May 25, 10 at 9:24pm

    Oh omaha, how I love it here. \nThe txt is funny. Get over it.\n\nBesides, severe dissociative symptoms can present in most psychosis -brinking disorders.\n\nA couple spectrum disorders of schizophrenia are in the class 1 personality disorders. \n\nThe wonderful thing is that a lot of you get off calling others stupid, when there's always information out there you haven't crammed in yet. It's not that you're not telling the truth, it's that maybe you should cover your asses a little

  • Submitted by spurtiic on May 24, 10 at 7:26pm

    It would have been more funny to be somewhat accurate- like, I'd do her and her paranoia or something along those lines. Sigh. Stigma.

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      Submitted by lalalalalalala on May 24, 10 at 9:00pm

      or "i'd do her even when she's catatonic"

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        Submitted by xgreenling on May 25, 11 at 6:08am

        "I'd hit it so hard the voices in her head would be screaming my name."

  • Submitted by bridgetrawr on May 25, 10 at 4:21pm

    this is an extremely stupid text. just saying. Are you talking about anyone in particular??? cuz if you are you should say who you are talking about. fuck you.

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    Submitted by bridgetrawr on May 25, 10 at 4:29pm

    I cant believe this. you are so IGNORANT.

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    Submitted by pzor13 on May 25, 10 at 2:26am

    Face value this is some funny shit, for the people who actually work in the mental health field, we know what's up.

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    Submitted by xXLelaXx on May 28, 10 at 3:01pm

    So what if it doesn't mean you have multiple personalities. It still made me laugh. :)

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    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on May 24, 10 at 9:47pm

    Also love the over use of the word ignorant

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    Submitted by Stimofo on May 26, 10 at 5:57pm

    LMAO Fuck yeah…

  • Submitted by LBgaga on May 24, 10 at 8:03pm

    This is actually incorrect, she would need disassociative personality disorder to have 7 personalities, for those who care about psychology

  • Submitted by lgfu on May 24, 10 at 8:18pm

    I love you Omaha

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    Submitted by muahahaha on May 25, 10 at 1:55am

    First :-D

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    Submitted by tfocht16 on May 25, 10 at 10:37pm

    who cares about the correct fucking medical term. all you think ur so fuckin smart cuz u can point out all the mistakes in peoples' texts. seriously, get a life

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    Submitted by ButteredToast on May 25, 10 at 7:50am

    She might seem normal at first, but putting your dick in her is like the key to unlocking all of the crazy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 1:18am

    schizophrenic you idiot not multiple personality disorder

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    Submitted by tacodinosaur on May 26, 10 at 1:30am

    wrong disorder dumbass

  • Submitted by gardea_11b on May 24, 10 at 7:41pm

    Your suppose to laugh at the fact that it's wrong not play the Carrie correct it game

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    Submitted by mason765 on May 25, 10 at 12:00am

    Was gonna same the same as "blowngirl" damn kids these days.

  • Submitted by cbtango on May 25, 10 at 11:42pm

    Ur fucking a mentally challenged/unstable girl

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 25, 10 at 11:36am

    This is funny. Psychiatry isn't a real science anyhow.

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      Submitted by citizenkane on May 25, 10 at 3:09pm

      No more Dianetics for you...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 10 at 6:03pm


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    Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on May 25, 10 at 6:20pm

    actually, if the schizophrenic has delusions of grandeur it could be said that they have 2 personalities. But probably not 7. And the guy that replied to the OP is still wrong.

  • Submitted by natio979 on May 24, 10 at 11:07pm

    Hahahahaha, I don't care that it's wrong, this is one of the funniest texts of all time!

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    Submitted by naynayomi on May 22, 14 at 12:23am

    That's dissociative identity disorder, not schizophrenia

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    Submitted by gdg88 on May 25, 10 at 10:33pm

    Who the fuck gives a shit about the actual definition? God you people are so fucking anal retentive that you feel the need to correct a TFLN. Get a life and stop spending so much time trying to make people think you are smart. Most likely you aren't and most importantly nobody gives a flying fuck.