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  • Submitted by Scho_nuff on Nov 23, 11 at 3:31pm

    It really wouldn't take much to ruin those movies #teamgetalife

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      Submitted by sssmarie on Nov 23, 11 at 4:29pm

      #teamhashtagsarefortwitter

  • Submitted by DailyBassist on Nov 23, 11 at 4:37pm

    One other thing that might break the magical fantasy shit: if the vampire has no heartbeat how does he get hard?

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      Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 23, 11 at 5:07pm

      Excellent question! I've never thought of it that way...

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 23, 11 at 11:03pm

        Ann rice answers that...they have to feed first before they can screw to get the excess blood needed to get aroused..also they can't breed..the plumbing doesn't work..since..you know..there dead...see good writers actually answer questions that present giant plot holes...Meyers writes at a 4TH grade level and actually needed her publishing companies to clean up her work

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          Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 23, 11 at 11:45pm

          You are so informative

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            Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 24, 11 at 12:21am

            I was a huge vampire fan back when they were tortured damned abominations against god not Mary sue sparkling ambercrombie models...back when they sucked blood not cock

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      Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 24, 11 at 6:23pm

      The same way he walks around and talks without a heartbeat: Magic. Or plotholes. Take yer pick.

  • Submitted by deckswife on Nov 23, 11 at 3:40pm

    he actually makes a really good point..

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      Submitted by Crotchflea on Dec 16, 11 at 4:04am

      Umm no. Just because I love beer, doesn't mean I would drink it out of someone's vagina.

  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Nov 23, 11 at 6:39pm

    So the shitty storyline, silly plot, terrible acting, and piss poor character progression didn't do it?

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 23, 11 at 4:04pm

    Yay for ruining Twilight

  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 23, 11 at 3:30pm

    Fuck you for seeing twilight, fuck you for bringing anyone to see it, fuck you for even considering that that horrid shit could ever be enjoyed. I hate you.

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 23, 11 at 5:38pm

    You need a new boyfriend anyway. One that will fuck the retarded thoughts of your head that twilight is even remotely enjoyable.

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    Submitted by emilem on Nov 23, 11 at 4:50pm

    because rigor mortis has set in, they're dead, everything's hard all the time, the question should be where the sperm came from.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 23, 11 at 11:06pm

      rigor mortis goes away after a few hours...what you really gotta look out for are the gasses that build up during decomp...you thought a queef was bad before...

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    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Nov 23, 11 at 11:35pm

    This is fucking priceless haha

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    Submitted by genome on Nov 23, 11 at 3:41pm

    @decks What's the point? I'd love to ruin this for some people.

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    Submitted by Mactastic on Nov 23, 11 at 10:07pm

    Huh... I guess that string in his teeth isn't dental floss after all.

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    Submitted by numerosiete on Nov 23, 11 at 10:09pm

    Twilight sucks

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    Submitted by vendetta86 on Nov 23, 11 at 4:24pm

    I love the porns that cane out of Twilight lol Twatlight is a classic

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 23, 11 at 5:08pm

    Though I'm not a Twilight fan, that's a pretty good way to ruin it...

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 23, 11 at 5:25pm

    I would firebomb that backalley abortion of a movie if it wouldn't get me arrested...read the ruthless.com review for it..it expressed my hate in ways I never could in well thought out arguments

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    Submitted by patsfanbtch on Nov 26, 11 at 6:39pm

    #teamguywhoalmosthitbellawithhisvan

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    Submitted by Crotchflea on Dec 16, 11 at 4:07am

    He went to see a Twilight movie with you. That earns him the right to say any stupid thing he wants for at least a week. Boyfriend of the year right there.

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    Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 24, 11 at 12:57pm

    whatta perv - www.iwassofuckedup.com

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 24, 11 at 3:57am

    Yey!! You all hate sparkily vampires and obviously know all the mechanics of Meyer vampire style sparkily sex lmao

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    Submitted by midnightslow on Jan 29, 12 at 9:10pm

    Yr boyfriend watches The Vampire Diaries. I think you have bigger problems haha

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    Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Nov 28, 11 at 11:29pm

    Zee?! Is that you?!