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  • It really wouldn't take much to ruin those movies #teamgetalife

    Submitted by Scho_nuff on Nov 23, 11 at 3:31pm
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  • One other thing that might break the magical fantasy shit: if the vampire has no heartbeat how does he get hard?

    Submitted by DailyBassist on Nov 23, 11 at 4:37pm
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    • Excellent question! I've never thought of it that way...

      Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 23, 11 at 5:07pm
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      • Ann rice answers that...they have to feed first before they can screw to get the excess blood needed to get aroused..also they can't breed..the plumbing doesn't work..since..you know..there dead...see good writers actually answer questions that present giant plot holes...Meyers writes at a 4TH grade level and actually needed her publishing companies to clean up her work

        Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 23, 11 at 11:03pm
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        • You are so informative

          Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 23, 11 at 11:45pm
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          • I was a huge vampire fan back when they were tortured damned abominations against god not Mary sue sparkling ambercrombie models...back when they sucked blood not cock

            Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 24, 11 at 12:21am
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    • The same way he walks around and talks without a heartbeat: Magic. Or plotholes. Take yer pick.

      Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 24, 11 at 6:23pm
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  • So the shitty storyline, silly plot, terrible acting, and piss poor character progression didn't do it?

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Nov 23, 11 at 6:39pm
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  • he actually makes a really good point..

    Submitted by deckswife on Nov 23, 11 at 3:40pm
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    • Umm no. Just because I love beer, doesn't mean I would drink it out of someone's vagina.

      Submitted by Crotchflea on Dec 16, 11 at 4:04am
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  • Fuck you for seeing twilight, fuck you for bringing anyone to see it, fuck you for even considering that that horrid shit could ever be enjoyed. I hate you.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 23, 11 at 3:30pm
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  • Yay for ruining Twilight

    Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 23, 11 at 4:04pm
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  • You need a new boyfriend anyway. One that will fuck the retarded thoughts of your head that twilight is even remotely enjoyable.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 23, 11 at 5:38pm
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  • Twilight sucks

    Submitted by numerosiete on Nov 23, 11 at 10:09pm
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  • @decks What's the point? I'd love to ruin this for some people.

    Submitted by genome on Nov 23, 11 at 3:41pm
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  • Huh... I guess that string in his teeth isn't dental floss after all.

    Submitted by Mactastic on Nov 23, 11 at 10:07pm
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  • because rigor mortis has set in, they're dead, everything's hard all the time, the question should be where the sperm came from.

    Submitted by emilem on Nov 23, 11 at 4:50pm
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    • rigor mortis goes away after a few hours...what you really gotta look out for are the gasses that build up during decomp...you thought a queef was bad before...

      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 23, 11 at 11:06pm
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  • This is fucking priceless haha

    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Nov 23, 11 at 11:35pm
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  • Though I'm not a Twilight fan, that's a pretty good way to ruin it...

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 23, 11 at 5:08pm
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  • I love the porns that cane out of Twilight lol Twatlight is a classic

    Submitted by vendetta86 on Nov 23, 11 at 4:24pm
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  • He went to see a Twilight movie with you. That earns him the right to say any stupid thing he wants for at least a week. Boyfriend of the year right there.

    Submitted by Crotchflea on Dec 16, 11 at 4:07am
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  • Yey!! You all hate sparkily vampires and obviously know all the mechanics of Meyer vampire style sparkily sex lmao

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 24, 11 at 3:57am
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  • I would firebomb that backalley abortion of a movie if it wouldn't get me arrested...read the ruthless.com review for it..it expressed my hate in ways I never could in well thought out arguments

    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 23, 11 at 5:25pm
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  • whatta perv - www.iwassofuckedup.com

    Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 24, 11 at 12:57pm
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  • #teamguywhoalmosthitbellawithhisvan

    Submitted by patsfanbtch on Nov 26, 11 at 6:39pm
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  • Zee?! Is that you?!

    Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Nov 28, 11 at 11:29pm
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  • Yr boyfriend watches The Vampire Diaries. I think you have bigger problems haha

    Submitted by midnightslow on Jan 29, 12 at 9:10pm
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