I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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