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  • Submitted by cascott325 on Mar 8, 12 at 2:37pm

    if he was asleep, its called sexsomnia, I have it, its pretty fun. my wife likes it lol

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 8, 12 at 4:31pm

      is it sexsomnia if it happens rarely?

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        Submitted by cascott325 on Mar 9, 12 at 4:03am

        I'm not sure, but I would guess so, its most common when alcohol is consumed, or when the person is overly tired. there was an episode on tv about it a few weeks ago, I missed it, but I'm sure it can be googled

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          Submitted by roughNready on Mar 9, 12 at 8:39pm

          def gonna check this out

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      Submitted by kyguy87 on Mar 9, 12 at 3:39am

      Chris,you are too easy to spot!!!!!

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    Submitted by haliganbar on Mar 9, 12 at 3:59pm

    You should have just held it while he thrust into your hand.

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    Submitted by RodFarva on Mar 8, 12 at 6:02pm

    Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream.

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    Submitted by Calicat on Mar 8, 12 at 10:19pm

    lmao he deserved it...dumbass

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    Submitted by adgjlxvn on Mar 9, 12 at 6:09am

    so, r@pe though?

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    Submitted by joshryan4424 on Mar 8, 12 at 3:19pm

    Ah r@pe... The never-ending joke

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      Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Mar 8, 12 at 4:11pm

      Idiot.

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        Submitted by porksword on Mar 8, 12 at 4:23pm

        Joke will be in your ass soon enough when you're a prison bitch.

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      Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 8, 12 at 7:09pm

      if you dont think r@pe can be funny then imagine porky pig r@ping elmer fudd

  • Submitted by porksword on Mar 8, 12 at 2:33pm

    You just shocked him because he was dreaming about fucking someone who wasn't an asshole. Your voice made him flaccid.

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    Submitted by tasteofcanadian on Mar 10, 12 at 11:24am

    I think you have bigger things to be worried about than getting dumped.

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    Submitted by loeganmarie on Mar 10, 12 at 2:07am

    Yeeeeea Washington ;))