I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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