So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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