You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my sisters under your porch take her home
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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