Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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