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  • 90 74
    Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Aug 6, 10 at 2:18pm

    Masturbation is the only way I get anything done...

  • 90 80
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 6, 10 at 2:58pm

    I don't know what's wrong with you guys but masturbation and drinking don't help me accomplish anything but masturbation and drinking.

    • 75 65
      Submitted by jltc on Aug 6, 10 at 9:20pm

      which is not to say that these are necessarily not worthwhile avenues of endeavor

  • 91 92
    Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 6, 10 at 3:08pm

    I guess you should become an alcoholic. A buff alcoholic at that.

  • 83 89
    Submitted by skootles on Aug 6, 10 at 2:49pm

    Only working out when you're drunk is a pretty stupid thing to do.

  • 82 97
    Submitted by VeeVeangeance on Aug 6, 10 at 3:00pm

    Idk why alcohol makes some people all productive and shit. \nMy head spins for days. \n\nTry to jump off your roof to your neighbors next time your drunk.\n\nA little liquid courage and you'll make it ;)

    • 66 77
      Submitted by skootles on Aug 6, 10 at 4:25pm

      or just not care when you don't make it :P

  • 69 78
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 6, 10 at 5:55pm

    Jooknow there's nothing better than 12oz. curls

  • 70 84
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 6, 10 at 4:49pm

    Your Life is PATHETIC

  • 68 83
    Submitted by babygotfannypack on Aug 6, 10 at 2:14pm

    First